Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...