Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...