A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...