Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.