Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...