There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....