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1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...