Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....