Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...