Dad will never say
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Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!