if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...