Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...