Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.