Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...