Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...