Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...