What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...