Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...