YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
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Dog Property Laws
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
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I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
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