A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!