All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...