A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...