Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...