I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...