Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...