A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...