Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...