The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...