Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...