Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!