Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married