Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...