Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...