Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...