Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...