Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!