A woman’s three biggest lies.
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How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
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What did the man say when he walked…
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New Year’s Resolutions
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Black minister…
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If Timex made toasters…
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Elephant jokes 13
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A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
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Hop on!
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