Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.