Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...