The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...