There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
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Some police quotes
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BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...