Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...