Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...