They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...