Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....