Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...