Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...