Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...