No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....