Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...